发表于:2008-03-05 23:44:00
楼主
刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的前台小姐:“hello.”
美国人:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
美国人:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if i not speak english,i am speaking what?”
美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“you yourself look.all people are playing,no people have
time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
美国人:“good heavens.anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet a little,you one arth have what
thing?”
美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”