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偶尔看到几例英文笑话觉得很有意思 。列出几个，那位有更好的也写出来 。呵呵。
1，Mixed Doubles
Teacher of physical education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles,boys?
Mark: Yes,sir.Quite often.I saw it even last night.
Teacher:Please tell us something about it.
Mark:Oh sorry sir . My father always says,"Domestic shame should not be published."
2,My sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin ,why are you late this time?
Kevin: please sir ,I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
Our Tails 我们的尾巴
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
During the first two days, the German and Italian were wondering why they never saw the Japanese anywhere. During the lunch break, the two found a place near a bush and sat down for a rest. Suddenly, the Japanese jumped out from the bush, with a strange smile on his face, and shouted to them, "SURPRISE!"
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